April 2011
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‘Sweets I love. Who doesn’t? I love eating sweets, but they are bad for me, they...
– John Taylor (via seventhstranger)
GENIUS
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i was on radio 6.
my life is complete.
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Oedipus' mother, sister, and wife walked into a...
deadashistory:
And she ordered a drink
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is it inadequate to say i’m batman live on english radio?
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elvis-shrugged asked: Aw, man! I wish I lived over there--we could just quote weird facts at each other. I do that with people whenever I read The Book of General Ignorance, lol.
And I know too much about carrots and flamingos.
– My friend carries on… (via youatemysandwichpreparetodie)
can i help that i’ve spent 2 days of my life reading from the QI app on my phone?
(via mayafaya)
A QI app!? You Brits have everything.
(via elvis-shrugged)
IT’S SO GOOD. you have no idea. i know so much, SO MUCH. i’ve just...
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In which I cockblock myself.
ykmw:
“Testosteroney? That sounds like an adventurous pizza topping.”
WHY CAN’T I BE NORMAL
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And I know too much about carrots and flamingos.
– My friend carries on… (via youatemysandwichpreparetodie)
can i help that i’ve spent 2 days of my life reading from the QI app on my phone?
I know too much about Casanova.
– My best friend. (via youatemysandwichpreparetodie)
YOU KNOW ME AND CASANOVA ARE TIGHT.
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Apparently Robert Sheehan is no longer a Misfit?
vogonpoetry-:
If only my optimism about this were as immortal as Nathan.
whuuuuut :(?
youatemysandwichpreparetodie asked: You are the only one who can get away with jean shorts.
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