February 2011
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miryur:
Through The Roof ‘n’ Underground by...
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“people never find my jokes funny, from now on i’ll carry around canned...”
i found the story i wrote last summer about...
How I threw up on the peasant.
As I could not stand near her I opted to choose the more apt strategy of projectile vomiting across the room onto her. As I looked at her I felt the contents of my stomach slowly rise into my chest cavity, I also lifted myself from the sofa for more leverage as two croissants, sparkling water and some Nutella eased its way up to burn the back of my throat and heave!...
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Anonymous asked: Who said I would?
Watchmillygirlno:
pussymoneyw33d:
GPOY
future contestant on drag race…wish he was my kid
what… i didn’t know how to click my fingers at that age.
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catheroine:
Irina Werning’s Back to the Future, same principle as Clarisse d’Arcimoles’s photographs in the Saatchi Gallery from 2009/10: http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/clarisse_darcimoles.htm?section_name=new_britannia
dishonor on
youatemysandwichpreparetodie:
apoxonallofyou:
you
your family
your cow
and your sack of potatoes.
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Listen
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dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the post-distraction effort to recall the reason why you’re feeling particularly anxious or angry or excited, in which you retrace your sequence of thoughts like a kid wandering across the neighborhood gathering the string of a downed kite, which was likely lost in a romantic storm or devoured by that huge carnivorous tree that is Things Your Parents Have Said.
i...
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Watchbtfreek:
Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else, put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss, say “fuck.” Sit down, pick at the thing, Go blank, Scream internally, Go home. Listen to the radio Look at the other person, think, “why, why did this happen?” Go to bed. Lie awake! at night! Get up, feel groggy, Put the things on...
